Confucious Say:

Man who run in
front of car get tired.


Man who run behind
car get exhausted.


Man who stand on
toilet is high on pot.


Man who live in
glass house should change clothes in basement.


MY FAVORITE ONE!
Crowded elevator
smell different to midget.

Dreamin

WOW! This would be a dream come true!

NFL stands up for the fans

http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/index.php?cl=9148494

Watch this and you will be impressed with the Commissioner as am I.