Friday, August 29, 2008

Confucious Say:

Man who run in
front of car get tired.


Man who run behind
car get exhausted.


Man who stand on
toilet is high on pot.


Man who live in
glass house should change clothes in basement.


MY FAVORITE ONE!
Crowded elevator
smell different to midget
.

2 comments:

Steven said...

Dad, that is funny.
Where do you get that?

Steve Hight said...

Who sits around dreaming up this kind of stuff?