Confucious Say:

Man who run in
front of car get tired.


Man who run behind
car get exhausted.


Man who stand on
toilet is high on pot.


Man who live in
glass house should change clothes in basement.


MY FAVORITE ONE!
Crowded elevator
smell different to midget.

Dreamin

WOW! This would be a dream come true!

NFL stands up for the fans

http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/index.php?cl=9148494

Watch this and you will be impressed with the Commissioner as am I.

A great message

This is for my father-n-law. This is the song I was telling you about and comparing it to the song you were telling me about.

Bending

Who says old people can't bend. This is one of Ashlee's gymnastic things and I told her I could do it too. I really don't think that any one believed me!

Dropping at Work

In the past few weeks there have been several that have retired that have passed away and a few that were currently employed that passed away. Some by heart attacks and some by cancer and one was cutting down trees and a tree fell on him.

Makes you wonder if my place of employment is safe place to retire from.

I knew all but one.

Home made firecracker

I explained to the kids how they make a firework. Guess I couldn't just leave it at that, I had to show them too. I got out some gun powder and had some fun. They thought it was really cool.